America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. --Oscar Wilde

Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. --W. Somerset Maugham

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. --Bart Simpson

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. --Ashleigh Brilliant

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy. --Bern Williams

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. --Henny Youngman

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. --Tallulah Bankhead

Once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination. --Thomas De Quincey

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day--and another, in case it doesn't rain. --Mae West

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good. --Anonymous

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. --Andres S. Tannenbaum

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. --Elizabeth Taylor

Too much of a good thing is wonderful. --Mae West

Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin! --Anonymous