(to the tune of "Knocking on Heaven's Door")

Man; take my Nikes off my feet.

I just can't use them any more.

That mothership is comin' down,

Feels like I'm knockin' on Heaven's Gate.

Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Gate.

Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Gate.

Man, take this shroud away from me.

I just can't dry clean it anymore.

Got a five dollar bill and quarters, too

Feels like I'm knockin' on Heaven's Gate.

Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Gate

Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Gate.

Knock, Knock, (cough, cough) on Heaven's (wheeze)

Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Gate