| What Are You Thinking?
I'm thinking that tonight it'd be nice to stay at home and sit by the fire
together.
Pros: Romantic; Sounds as if you're spontaneous.
Cons: Requires fireplace (or a cement floor and ventilation); Romantic moments often
prompt even more What are you thinking queries.
I'm thinking how much I love you.
Pros: Generally provokes a positive response that short circuits any need for further
conversation; Is often also true.
Cons: If you use it too much, she'll know it's a line, and then you're really in
trouble.
I was wondering if there is actually life on other planets.
Pros: Cosmic; Shows you are a deep thinker.
Cons: Woman may wonder if this is an intro to the same sort of alien sigmoidoscopy
story that ruined her last relationship.
I was imagining, if I were an animal, what sort of animal I'd be
Pros: Imaginative; Allows woman to spend many happy minutes trying to establish your
place in the animal kingdom.
Cons: She might think you resemble a marmoset or skunk; She may forego the animal world
altogether and go straight to yeasts.
I'm just thinking about how true the lyrics to 'Dust in the Wind' really are.
Pros: Shows depth of musical knowledge; As last resort to forestall conversation, you
may break out into song.
Cons: If she's a connoisseur of 70s melodic rock, you may find yourself in a bitter,
divisive quarrel about which is deeper, Dust or Aerosmith's Dream On.
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