The parish priest very furtively calls the mother superior into his office. This is how their conversation went: He: "Sister, I want to show you something."

She: "What is it, Father?

He: "Come into my private room & close the blinds."

She: "WHAT?!"

He: "I said.."

She: "I heard what you said--I just can't believe you're saying it!"

He: "Well, I really need you to come in." Curious, the nun does as she is told.

He: "Here, sit on the bed beside me."

She: "I have to get out of here."

He: "Aren't you the least bit curious?" Well, the nun was so she sat down beside him.

He: "Get under the covers.

She: "WHAT?????!!!!!" The nun was really freaking out

He: "It doesn't work otherwise!" says the priest. After much coaxing, the nun does get under the covers with him.

He: "Come closer," whispers the priest. Nervously, she does get closer.

He: "See," the priest whispers gleefully, "my new watch does glows in the dark!!!!"