10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 a.m.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. You catch him behind the barn drinking soda pop!

7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou suck!"

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I’d listen to rap!"

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain’t listening."

2. He’s wearing his big black hat backwards.

1. Caught "churning butter" alone in the bathroom.