1. Know your great grand dad was a murdering bastard that no civilized nation on earth wanted.

2. Victorian Bitter

3. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you.

4. Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket.

5. Tact and sensitivity.

6. Bondi Beach.

7. Other beaches.

8. Liberated attitude to homosexuals

9. Drinking cold lager on the beach

10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.