1. Glorious history of killing South American tribes

2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees

3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc

4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans

5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing

6. Honesty

7. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls

8. You get to eat bulls' testicles

9. Gibraltar

10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.