| The Pope And The Lawyer
The Pope and a lawyer find themselves together before the Pearly Gates. After a small
quantum of time which was spent discussing their respective professions, ol' St. Peter
shows up to usher them to their new Heavenly station.
After passing out wings, harps, halos and such, St. Pete decides to show them to their
new lodgings. Only a brief flight from the welcome, Pete brings them down on the front
lawn (cloud-encrusted, natch) of a huge palatial estate with all sorts of lavish
trappings. This, Pete announces, is where the lawyer will be spending eternity (at least
until the end of time).
"Hot Dang," the Pope says to His-self, "If he's getting a place like
this, I can hardly wait to see my digs!"
They take flight once again, and as Pete leads on, the landscape below begins to appear
more and more mundane until they finally land on a street lined with Brownstone houses.
Pete indicates the third walk up on the left as the Pope's new domicile and turns to
leave, wishing the pontiff his best.
The Pope, in a mild state of astonishment, cries out "Hey Pete! What's the deal
here? You put that lawyer feller in a beautiful estate home and I, spiritual leader of
terra-firma, end up with this dive?"
Pete looks at the pontiff amusedly and replies: "Look here old fellow, this street
is practically encrusted with spiritual leaders from many times and religions. We're
putting you here with them so you guys can get your dogma together. That other guy gets an
estate because he's the first lawyer to make it up here!"
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