One day an Australian, an South African, and a Englishman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Victoria Bitter. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints.

The South African pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Australian fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Englishman picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"