Dung On Mai Shu-------------I stepped in excrement
Ai Bang Mai Ne---------------I bumped into the coffee table
Fat Ho-------------------------An unattractive woman
Ar U Wun Tu------------------A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat--------------------You need a face lift
Dum Gai-----------------------A stupid male
Gun Pao Der------------------An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung----------------Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding--------------We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun----------------A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia----------------------Approach me
Lao Ze-------------------------Not very good
Lao Ze Sho--------------------Gilligan's Island
Lin Ching----------------------An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding----------------A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn------------------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signs or a brand of car
Shai Gai-------------------- --A bashful male
Tai Ne Bae Be----------------A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne-----------------A small horse
Ten Ding Ba-------------------Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung----------------A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan----------------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah-----------------Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim-------------------Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting--------------There is no reason to raise your voice