A man on vacation, stops into a small cantina just outside Tiajuana. As he orders a drink, henotices a sign on the wall at the back of the bar, which reads: Make The Donkey Laugh, Win 5,000 Pesos!!

He tells the bartender he thinks he can do it. The bartender says, "No way, Senor! Many persons have try, and always they fail!"

So the man gets up, walks over to the donkey, and whispers something in his ear. The donkey seems startled, and then begins to laugh and laugh! The bartender grudgingly pays the man 5,000 pesos, and asks how he got the donkey to laugh so hard. The guy says,"I'm sorry, that's my little secret!"

A year passes.

The man again shows up in the little cantina, sits down and orders a drink. This time a new sign at the back of the bar says: 10,000 Pesos To The Person Who Can Get Our Damn Donkey To stop Laughing!

The visitor says to the bartender,"I caused him to laugh so hard; would you like me to get him to stop?"

The bartender replies,"Oh, Senor! I will gladly pay you the 10,000 pesos to get him to stop. He is driving the whole town nuts! He laughs all day and night!"

The man says,"Okay, but I'll have to take him outside."

The bartender hesitates. "Weellll,.... Okay, Senor."

As the visitor approaches the donkey, he sees the man and begins to laugh harder than ever. The visitor leads the donkey out back, and suddenly, the donkey stops laughing!! As the man leads the donkey back into the cantina, everyone there can see that the donkey is most definitely weeping for all he is worth.

The bartender pays the man his money and asks,"Senor!! You now have 15,000 of my hard earned pesos. You must tell me how you do these things to my donkey!"

The man thinks a bit, and says,"Okay, I'll tell you."

"The first time, when I got him to laugh; I told him I had a bigger dick than he did!"

"The second time, I showed him!"