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Drivers' Hit-n-Run Points Chart

Small furry rodent
10 pts

Small mammal
25 pts

Large mammal    
75 pts

Bird-any size          
15 pts... bonus 50 pts if airborne

Small child 
100 pts... bonus 50 pts if on trike

Large child
150 pts... bonus 50 pts if on bike

High School student 
200 pts... bonus 100 pts on skateboard

College student              
300 pts... bonus 200 pts if drunk

Anyone on roller blades     
300 pts... bonus 50 pts if on sidewalk

Pedestrian                    
50 pts... bonus 25 pts if holding object/child

Jogger/runner                 
25 pts... bonus 10 pts if w/walkman

Famous person                
200 pts... bonus 100 pts if w/security

Officer directing traffic   
150 pts

Student Security Assistant  
250 pts

Resident Assistant          
500 pts

Construction worker         
100 pts

Snow bank                     
50 pts...bonus 50 pts if covering hard object

Any stationary object       
100 pts... bonus 50 pts if object jumps out at you

Any building                 
200 pts... bonus 200 pts if fast food restaurant

Entering building with car 
2000 pts... bonus 200 pts for each occupant in car

Any President
2000 pts

Kid Idiot (Police Cadet)    
150 pts... bonus 100 pts if directing traffic

Airplane                    
1500 pts

Boat                        
1500 pts

Elvis                       
2500 pts

any other "dead" person    
1000 pts

any other moving vechicle   
100 pts

anything on wheels          
150 pt

anything not on this list   
150 pts

Creator of this list       
1500 pts... bonus 100 pts if armed

Bonus Points

Person lands on feet                  
75 pt

Person still posseses object        
100 pts

Blonde People                         
50 pts

Vehicle does not recieve dammage    
100 pts

No blood on vehicle                  
200 pts

Larger vehicle                      
-150 pts

Speed trap                          
-100 pts + citation

citation                            
-1 pt per dollar

police vehicle                    
-1000 pts

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