| The Lawyer's Dog
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, bee-lines for a butcher shop and steals a
roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a
piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the
dog's owner?"
The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50 [attorneys don't carry
cash--it's too plebeian--and the butcher hadn't brought the shop's credit card imprinter
to the lawyer's office].
Several periods of time later--it could be the next day but that would be
unrealistic--the butcher opens the mail and finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 for legal
consultation.
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