What is Clinton's worst nightmare?
An intern with braces.

Whats Clinton's Economic forecast?
A Bare Market

What is Clinton's number one training exercise for interns?
Tounge Twisters...

What's Bill Clinton's favorite sandwich?
Tounge Sandwich

What does Clinton have in common with a Timex watch?
It takes a Licking and keeps on Dicking

Why did Clinton recommend Lewinsky for a job at revlon?
He knew she would be good at making things up.

Why did Richardson offer her a job in the Foreign service?
He thought she would be good at speaking in tongues.

What is Clinton's Favorite outfit?
The Sear Sucker Suit

Why is Clinton such a lousy golfer?
He likes to take a lot of strokes.

Why did Lewinsky have an affair with Clinton?
She wanted to get ahead in the world.

What does clinton do fist thing in the morning?
Read the HEADlines...

How many White House interns does it take to satisfy clinton?
Nobody knows, he has never been satisfied.

What do Isakoff and Ice Cream have in common?
Both get scooped regularly.

How does Clinton order his coffee in the morning?
Hot with Whipped Cream

Whats Clinton favorite place in the White House?
The Oval Orifice

What magazine does Clinton hate?
WIRED

What is the latest warning to be posted in the White House?
Don't Tripp

What did Clinton say the night after the Lewinsky story broke?
What A Bad Tripp

What does Nixon have in common with Clinton?
Tricky Dick

Whats the difference between Bill Clintons dick and a quebec Hydro tower?
A quebec Hydro tower comes down occassionally

What do Sleeping Beauty and Lewinsky have in common?
Both were Pricked.

What do OJ and Clinton have in common?
Both are lying, bad golfers, who leave a trail of DNA behind.

What do Clinton and Starr have in common?
They are both inclined to extend their probes.

Is the President having sex with Tipper Gore?
No, but by this time next year she will be having sex with the president.

What was Arafat's Advice to Clinton?
Goats don't talk

What did Gore say after the Lewinsky story broke?
Why do they call me the stiff man in the White House?

What did monica say when the FBI ask for the Dress?
Come and get it.

What was clinton's last gift to Monica?
Spot remover.

How can you tell you've just had sex with Bill Clinton?
You've got french fries in your hair, and Vernon Jordan is handing you a job application.

What do Monica & the Green Bay Packers have in common?
They both blew it.

Why does Clinton wear boxers?
To keep his ankles warm.

What do Monica & OJ Simpson have in common?
Sore knees.

Why did Clinton quit the saxophone?
So he could play that Hoarmonica

Did you hear about the 11th comandment Clinton introduced?
Thou shallst not expose thou rod to thy staff

What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
CHELSEA

What will Bill Clinton be known as when he leaves the White House?
The President after Bush

What is the name of Monica Lewinsky's new book?
My Taste For Power

How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
His lips are moving

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a dog?
A dog chases his own tail

What is Clinton's codename?
The Unibanger

Al Gore is one orgasm away from the White House.

What do you call Clinton's fly?
U.S. Open

What did Clinton say when asked about the scandal?
I was trying to keep my campaign promise by putting more women on my staff.

Do you know who Hillary has asked to stay at the White House?
Lorena Bobbitt

Why are they asking for $3.00 Presidential funds in this year's tax returns (Last year it was only $1.00)
Because The condom prises have gone up!

What is the difference between the president and the titanic?
They know exactly how many people went down on the titanic.

When can you tell that the country is in trouble?
Clinton has been caught with Al thinking it was Mal.

What did Clinton say to the new female intern?
I haven't come across your face.

What did Clinton say when Paula Jones went public with her story?
NOW she decides to open her mouth.