Adenoma - What you say to your mother when you don't know the answer
Aerobe - A garment worn around the house
Alimentary - What Holmes said to Watson
Anally - Occurring yearly
Antepartum - When your father's sister goes home
Anti-Body - Against everyone
Artery - The study of paintings
Atonic - Goes with your gin
Bacteria - The back door of a cafeteria
Bandages - The Rolling Stones
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What an eight-year-old wants to be
Bolus - What psychoanalysts talk
Botulism - Tendency to make mistakes
Bowel - A letter like a, e, i, o, or u
Buccal - Does up your belt
Bullae - A tough guy
Bunion - Paul's surname
Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Cardiology - Advanced study of poker playing
Carpal - Someone you drive to work with
Castrate - Market price for setting a fracture
Catarrh - Stringed Instrument
Cat Scan - Searching for kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with Hillary
Chiropractor - An Egyptian doctor
Colic - A kind of sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Congenital - Friendly
Coronary - Domesticated yellow bird
Cortisone - The local courthouse
Cystogram - A cable sent to your sister
D & C - Where the White House is
Diarrhea - Journal of daily events.
Dilate - To live a long time
Enema - Not a friend
Enteritis - A penchant for burglary
ER - The things on your head that you hear with
Fester - Quicker
Fibula - Small lie
Ganglia - A very tall thin person
Genes - Blue denim slacks
Genital - Not Jewish
Genotype - The kind of girl Gino likes
G.I. Series - A soldier ball game
Grippe - Suit case
Hangnail - Coat hook
Hemorrhoid - A male From outer space
Herpes - What women do in the Ladies Room
High Colonic - Jewish Religious holiday
Hippocampus - A medical school where even a hippo can pass
Hormones - What a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid
ICU - Peek-a-boo
Impotent - Distinguished, well-known
Inpatient - Tired of waiting
Intern - One after another
Intestine - Currently taking an exam
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Mammogram - A telegram to your Mama.
Medical Staff - A doctor's cane
Minor Operation - Coal digging
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates
Node - Was aware of
Organ transplant - What you do to your piana when you move
Organic - Organ repairman
Outpatient - A person who fainted
Paralyze - Two far-fetched stories
Pathological - A reasonable way to go
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test
Pelvis - Elvis Presley's cousin
Pharmacist - Person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
Placenta - Christmas flower
Plaster cast - The drunk roadies backstage at a rock concert
Post-operative - A letter carrier
Prostate - Flat on your back
Protein - In favor of young people
Recovery Room - A place to do upholstery
Rectum - Damn near killed 'em
Red blood count - Dracula
Rheumatic - Amorous
Saline - Where you go on your boyfriend's boat
Scar - Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Serology - Study of english knighthood
Sterile solution - Not using the elevator during a fire
Surgery - A reason to get an uninterruptible power supply
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - D.I.A.Getting sick at the airport
Tibia - Country in North Africa
Triple bypass - Better than a quarterback sneak
Tumor - More than one
Ultrasound - A loud noise
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Varicose - Nearby
Vein - Conceited
Weak - Seven days