1. Drive too fast over speed bumps.
2. Stop with the siren on at a gas station to fill it up.
3. Get involved in an accident.
4. Stop several times to ask for directions.
5. Drive by a McDonalds to ask if they want to buy fresh meat.
6. Shoot at the dogs that always chase the ambulance.
7. Replace the siren with the music of an ice-cream van.
8. If there's not enough work drive over people yourself.
9. Watch the movie "Mother jugs and speed" over and over again.
10. Fill the air tanks with liquids.
11. Ask your boss for the new Lamborghini Diablo ambulance.
12. Put a twirling disco light in the back.
13. Stop to pick up killed animals.
14. Drive around the graveyard.
15. Paint the words "Satan loves you" on the side.
16. Throw bloody lamb chops out of the back door.
17. Keep circling the same block with your head out the window and your tongue hanging out.
18. Park in a drive-in movie with siren on.
19. Drive to a morgue and ask if they got any live ones they want you to take.