Questions to Ponder about Viagra

• If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?
• If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?
• I dropped a Viagra in a jar of small sweet pickles last night and this morning had a jar full of big Kosher dills.
• If I give my computer monitor Viagra, will the screen get bigger?
• I would only take Viagra for intellectual purposes, so my head would swell.
• Before Viagra, for some people, making love was classified as "assault with a dead weapon."
• Viagra Falls, the new waterfall that flows upward.
• Viagra, medicine's version of "MIRACLE-GRO."
• Mix Viagra and Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where.
• Are you taking Viagra or are you just happy to see me?

If however you do need to take Viagra, remember to swallow them quickly otherwise you'll get a stiff neck.

A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals!

They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be sent to a Penal Institution.

Did you hear about Levi's new jeans for Baby Boomer men?.... They come with just a "Viagra" more room.

For women not-in-the-mood, California bars now have Viagra-free zones.

Scientists developed the idea for Viagra after studying President Clinton's DNA.