One day this bloke travels to the Far East on business. He goes to many countries with
great success but 3 months later arrives home to find he's contracted a strange disease in
the genital region. The doctor gives him the news that his penis has to be amputated.
"But this is terrible, I just cannot accept it. I will consult another
physician."
So the bloke sees numerous doctors all over Europe and North America but they all come
to the same conclusion. His member has got to be chopped off. Just as the plane's landing
at Heathrow the bloke has an idea. If it's an Oriental, Far-Eastern disease then why
doesn't he consult an Oriental doctor! So an appointment is made and it's off to Chinatown
in London. The bloke explains his problems and the doctor gives a full examination.
"No, I don't think amputation is neccessary", says the oriental doctor. The
patient is over the moon.
"Brilliant! I saw dozens of doctors from Europe and America. They all said
amputation was the only way."
"Pah!! Western doctors", says the Chinese gentleman with
disdain. "What do THEY know !?!. Any doctor worth
his salt could tell you that it'll drop off by itself
in 4-6 weeks!"
