A husband and wife were getting all snugly in bed.
The passion was heating up. But all of the sudden,
the wife stopped, go up and said "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
The husband said "WHAT??"
The wife explained that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs. The husband
realized that nothing was going to happen so he and he decided that he might as well just
deal with it.
The next day the husband said "Let's go Christmas Shopping together." So they
went to the most expensive department store in town The husband watched as his wife tried
on three very expensive outfits. And then he told his wife. Let's take all three of them.
Then they went over and picked out matching shoes costing $200 a pair. Afterwards, they
went to the jewelry department and picked out a set of diamond earrings.
The wife became very excited (she thought her husband has flipped out, but she wasnít
stopping him). She then went for the tennis bracelet. The husband commented "but you
don't even play tennis, but OK--if you like it then let's get it."
The wife was jumping up and down so excited that she could not believe what even was
going on. Her previously miserly husband was suddenly transformed into a spendthrift.
She said "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."
The husband says," no--no--no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff."
The wife's face went blank; she was utterly confused.
"No honey--I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." Her face became
really red and she was about to explode when her husband said, "You must not be in
tune with my financial needs."
