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Lab
Rabbits On The Loose
Three
rabbits escape from a laboratory, the first morning
they come across a field of carrots, they burrow under
the fence and eat themselves into a stupor for the
whole day, the following day they see a field full
of female rabbits with no males in site, so they jump
the fence and screw themselves into a stupor, on the
following day the first rabbit says, 'I'm going back
to that field to fill my stomach.'
The second says, 'I'm going to stay here and screw
myself silly again.'
But the third says, 'I'm going back to the lab, I'm
dying for a cigarette.'
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